Tornadoes?

I learned something very valuable today. A large group of children who can barely sit still for more than 30 seconds on a normal day, are not going to sit still for two hours in the rain and cold at a BASEBALL GAME! At least at a hockey game, the only fights you'll witness are out on the ice. Not in the stands where a little girl in a purple down coat is beating the hell out of me while my teeth are chattering. Game on.