"If it had a stick I'd ride it..." ~Beth
"I'm obviously talking to myself here. How are you Mr. Lettuce?" ~Mom
"I just drooled on myself." ~Kate
"Notice how no one's surprised by that." ~Beth
"Would you just bite the big one Anderson?" ~Mom
I have strange thoughts at times. I pretend to be smart but really...it's all just a big bag of weird up there. And sometimes, I feel I have to share. *All names have been changed to protect the not so innocent.