How Much Xanax is Too Much Xanax??

This morning I went to the Dunkin Donuts in my town to pick up breakfast for work. I first ordered my regular French Vanilla coffee with milk and 6 sugars. It took a while, but I've finally gotten to the point where the word "milk" no longer throws them. However, what did throw them, was when I requested two boxes of Joe and 4 dozen doughnuts. They literally panicked, scattering like frightened wildlife, mumbling about how they would have to make more coffee because two boxes of Joe is just...well...a lot of coffee. 20 minutes later I had loaded the doughnuts into my car and stood, waiting for my boxes of caffeine while a tiny man in a Red Sox shirt made saucer eyes at me. Another 20 minutes later I finally got my boxes of coffee shoved at me by a very distraught employee wearing a headset, still muttering about how much coffee was in the boxes. Apparently this whole process so distressed her that she immediately had to wash her hands. I have no idea why...

So I get to work and give the operations director the receipt so I can be reimbursed and upon inspection, find that I was charged for FOUR BOXES OF COFFEE and TWO BOXES OF DONUTS. Uh...oops. Guess the coffee thing was traumatic for the cashier as well...