Pointy Objects

For those of you who are just getting to know me, this old blog posting gives you a quick peak into what life was like teaching at a residential a couple years ago. And yes, true story.

I am now officially on "Sitting Duty". So basically I get to sit behind my desk and yell. It's not like they listen to me.

So today one of my kids came running into the classroom and tried to "kill" one of my other kids with a thumbtack.

To put this into perspective further, CrossDresser tried to dig out the jugular of ShutTheF&%KUpIceCream with a thumbtack. A THUMBTACK! How the hell do you kill someone with a thumbtack? Is that even possible?

And when it was all said and done, the higher ups wanted to know if any positive corrective teaching was done. Yeah I positively corrected his face into the carpet while wrestling the little pointy object from his greasy mitts. Is that positive enough for you?