I <3 Shiny Things

So I want to be best friends with the individual who invented self tanner. I work with a large group of women who are Barbie's first cousins- over 6 feet tall, blond, perfectly tan. And you know what makes it utterly impossible to hate them? They're all NICE!!! And not fakey nice like you sometimes are to the people you work with just to keep yourself from sticking something in their eye. Real nice. Like, "Hey we want you to feel like you've worked here forever" nice. I suck.